Noah sat down in his favorite chair in the lounge room where each evening, he reads his newspaper to catch up on the news.<\/p>\n
“There’s not much in this newspaper tonight”, Noah thought to himself. Which, in turn, got him thinking about a whole lot of things.<\/p>\n
So he sat quietly, thinking…When all of a sudden “Who said that?” said Noah looking around the room wondering where the voice was coming from.<\/p>\n
“Ok who said…”Who said that?” said Noah looking around the room wondering where the voice was coming from.?<\/p>\n
Looking perplexed…”Yes I am a bit perplexed aint I?. Now who are you?” said Noah. “And stop saying what I said will ya!”<\/p>\n
“Just Stop narrating” said Noah. “Ok that’s it. Who are you?. You aint the narrator are you? Am I some story or something?”<\/p>\n
“I must be going mad” said Noah.<\/p>\n
Narrator: “Hmm this is strange. So if I assume correctly, you can hear\/see what am I writing?”<\/p>\n
“Oh this is simply precious” said Noah in a fit of frustration! “There you go again! What do you think Mr Genius?”<\/p>\n
“And are you telling me that I am just some story, and yes I said that so you don’t need to write down ‘said Noah’ all the time.”<\/p>\n
Then all of a sudden Noah felt tired and wanted to go to bed… “oh no you don’t. You aint getting out of it that easily. I’m not tired, said me”<\/p>\n
Narrator: “Well I must admit, I’ve never had any of my characters become ‘aware’ of my existence before, so this is a little new to me too!”<\/p>\n
“Well good for you mate. Now what’s the deal? And why did you give me such a stupid name – why not ‘Brian’ or something?”<\/p>\n
Narrator: “There’s nothing wrong with Noah for a name! I could make you into a Wombat if like and call you Wally.”<\/p>\n
Narrator: “Look, if it helps, just plug your ears so I can get on with this story”<\/p>\n
“Oh well excuse me! So I am just some story character huh! So I don’t really exist. Hey can you see what I can see?”<\/p>\n
Narrator: “I have to cut in here Noah. Yes you do exist, you are as real as you want to be! And what can you see?<\/p>\n
“Well I’m just looking out the window, there is a cute blonde walking her dogs – nice puppies!”<\/p>\n
Narrator: “Ok stop that! It’s night time and you can’t see anything out of your window so stop making stuff up!”<\/p>\n
“See you don’t like it do ya hotshot!” yeah yeah, said me!<\/p>\n
Narrator: “How can we fix this?”<\/p>\n
Noah thought for a moment. “Yeah yeah I’m thinking, give me a minute. Hmm ok, here’s the deal! You can keep on writing about me\nif you give me a nice fast sports car and it has to be red, a swimming pool and lots of money so I don’t have to go to work and in return I’ll just ignore you. Deal? Oh and put something clever in the newspaper will ya.<\/p>\n
Narrator: “Sounds fair”.<\/p>\n
“Ok then, and one more thing. When can I stop being just a bunch of words and become a real cartoon at least?”<\/p>\n
Narrator: “Well I can’t draw.”<\/p>\n
“Well pick up a pencil and start learning… Guess that’s going to take a long time…Ok, give me the car, pool and money and let’s get going.”<\/p>\n
Narrator: ” And you’ll stop listening in?”<\/p>\n
“Promise, cross my heart and all that other stuff.”<\/p>\n
Narrator: “ok then, starting………….now!”<\/p>\n
Noah woke up the next morning covered by his newspaper, that had a whole lot of really good stories in it but Noah must have been too tired and didn’t see them.”<\/p>\n
“There wasn’t any!”<\/p>\n
Narrator: “Hey you promised.”<\/p>\n
“Sorry said me, the most wonderful character in this story and not some loser narrator bloke.”<\/p>\n
Noah got up and decided to go for a drive in his brand new shiny (bitch about that!) red sports car and took it for a drive.<\/p>\n
When he came home he pulled into the driveway, but because he was being such a CunnyFunt with his ‘show off’ driving the brakes had failed.\nSo he crashed through his garage which started a fire setting the suit cases of money alight and ended up coming to rest in his brand new swimming pool.<\/p>\n
Noah smiled, “Guess I’m not the only CunnyFunt around?”<\/p>\n
Narrator: “umm nope!”<\/p>\n
It was night time and Noah was tired this time and went to bed.<\/p>\n
“Night everyone” said Noah<\/p>\n
Narrator : “Night Noah, see you on the next adventure. We never did get to the meaning of life question”<\/p>\n
“Don’t think I could stand it after all that” said Noah<\/p>\n
The next morning Noah woke up and got out of bed….<\/p>\n
Then his left leg fell off… Noah didn’t react at all to this. Seems he couldn’t hear any voices after all – it was just a bad dream.
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Narrator : “His leg didn’t really fall off I was just testing him”.<\/p>\n
Noah wondered why he had such weird dreams about a red submarine ending up in a swimming pool he didn’t have!<\/p>\n
“I’m such a CunnyFunt” thought Noah” Which he always will be!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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