One day Noah was walking down the street when he heard, what he thought was a cat in major distress.<\/p>\n
He listened and looked to see if he could find where the noises were coming from.<\/p>\n
“The game is afoot”, thought Noah to himself, slipping into Sherlock Holmes mode.<\/p>\n
He spied some movement in the window in the house across the road, which from the Silhouette, appeared like someone\nwas sawing off somethng. Noah gasped while he pictured the shadowy figure holding a cat and trying to saw off its head.<\/p>\n
Belinda, who was now peering out the window, saw a puzzled Noah approaching. “Ah a loving audience” Belinda thought. So she played her violin with even more enthusiasm.<\/p>\n
Now Noah was really concerned as the Cat he thought he was hearing, sounded like it was in it’s final death throws and he dashed towards the house as fast as he could.<\/p>\n
All of a sudden, Matilda appeared at the door and as she opened it, the screams of the Cat became even louder.<\/p>\n
“Hi I’m Matilda” said Matilda.<\/p>\n
“Yeah, I’m Noah” said Noah. What’s happening to your Cat? It sounds like it’s in incredible pain.<\/p>\n
“Oh that.” said Matilda. “That’s just Belinda playing the violin. It’s not the Cat that’s in pain, it’s everyone else around here that has to listen to her”.<\/p>\n
“Ah” said Noah. “That kind of explains it”. Wishing he could stick his fingers in his ears, but that wouldn’t look cool!<\/p>\n
Belinda peered out the window to see that her audience had left and so she stopped playing. Which was promptly followed by a shout\nfrom Matilda who said “Thank goodness for that, the RSPCA is here!”.<\/p>\n
“Who is at the door?” said Belinda not quite getting the joke.<\/p>\n
“It’s Noah” said Matilda.<\/p>\n
“Hello Matilda”, said Noah who was now feeling relieved that his ears were no longer being punished. “I hear you are into making people think that you cat is being forced to watch ‘Neighbours'”<\/p>\n
“Oh I can play the theme song to that” said Belinda which was followed by a loud “No it’s OK” from both Noah and Matilda.<\/p>\n
“So , do you like my playing?”, Belinda asked Noah.<\/p>\n
“Yeah, I’ll be your agent and we’ll record a Top 40 of Belinda Classics” said Noah, “It’ll be a huge hit”.<\/p>\n
“Oh goody” said Belinda<\/p>\n
“Yeah” said Noah, “it’ll be huge a hit with Deaf people”.<\/p>\n
“You are such a CunnyFunt” said Belinda sadly.<\/p>\n
“Yeah I am” said Noah smiling.<\/p>\n
Note: No Cats were harmed in the writing of this latest adventure.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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