Noah was sitting at the bus stop.\n<\/p>
\nWhen along came Wendy.\n<\/p>
\n“Hello Wendy” said Noah.\n<\/p>
\n“Hello Noah” said Wendy. “What are you doing here?”\n<\/p>
\n“I’m waiting for Christmas” said Noah.\n<\/p>
\n“Oh you are such a CunnyFunt Noah” said Wendy.
\n“Don’t you mean a bus?”\n<\/p>
\n“Ah, yes” said Noah, never wanting to state the obvious as was the habit of all CunnyFunts.\n<\/p>
\n“Are you going somewhere?” asked Wendy.\n<\/p>
\n“No” said Noah. “I thought I’d just come down and read the bus timetable and see if the busses actually followed it!”.\n<\/p>
\n“Ah” said Wendy, growing tired of all CunnyFunts and their CunnyFunt ways.\n<\/p>
\n“Well I’m off to the Circus” said Wendy. “Do you want to come along”.\n<\/p>
\n“Yes” said Noah.\n<\/p>
\nWendy waited for Noah to say something else but he never did. Instead he looked rather excited about going to the circus.\n<\/p>
\nBut then Noah had to speak…
\n“Are we going to see your relatives?” said Noah\n<\/p>
\n“Relatives?” said Wendy puzzled.\n<\/p>
\n“Yes, the elephants!!” said Noah\n<\/p>
\n“You are such CunnyFunt Noah”, said Wendy.\n<\/p>
\nNoah smiled.\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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